(I love Stephen's sulkiness at being forced to confess!)

So do I! It wouldn't be nearly as funny if he was all abject apologies, it a lovely contrast.

Stephen's prizes are much more prizeworthy than Jack's

Ship or teratoma? Ship or teratoma?
*looks from one to the other*
No contest! Here, catch!
*throws teratoma to ferox*
*runs hand appreciatiely over the lovely, lovely ship*