Male members only Damn those male members! I don't suppose I'd get away with it if I bound up the old boobs and stuck a sausage down the front of my breeches, would I? Although that does rather defeat the object of the exercise... and there is still the question of the giveaway 'child-bearing hips' *scratches chin thoughtfully*. Maybe I'll just loiter outside looking all come hitherish... a member might just come hither? Maybe?
Re: Dressing Gown
Date: 2013-03-24 06:39 pm (UTC)Damn those male members! I don't suppose I'd get away with it if I bound up the old boobs and stuck a sausage down the front of my breeches, would I? Although that does rather defeat the object of the exercise... and there is still the question of the giveaway 'child-bearing hips'
*scratches chin thoughtfully*.
Maybe I'll just loiter outside looking all come hitherish... a member might just come hither? Maybe?