wanting in penetration

[esteven]

I made a circuitous attempt at enlightening him a little, but he looked very knowing and said, "Don't tell me about rears and vices; I have been in the Navy all my life."'
'Then surely he must be wanting a little in penetration?'
'James, I trust there was no mens rea in that remark?'

(chapter five)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Comments

[heather_mist]

you may be able to shift it for'ard a good six inches

*snorts*

Jack is always willing to give a friend six inches of his ...

Actually, out of context that may also make it in to The Right Words...!

[esteven]

I will post it at your wip. :D