wanting in penetration

[esteven]

I made a circuitous attempt at enlightening him a little, but he looked very knowing and said, "Don't tell me about rears and vices; I have been in the Navy all my life."'
'Then surely he must be wanting a little in penetration?'
'James, I trust there was no mens rea in that remark?'

(chapter five)

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Comments

[sid]

*snickers* If Jack is wanting in penetration, Stephen will help him out, I am certain.

[esteven]

*npds*
He was quite wiling to do so from the first book onwards. How could he do anything less when Jack had already instructed the carpenter ...to have a look at the bulkhead of my sleeping-cabin and see what you can do to make it a little more roomy for a friend: you may be able to shift it for'ard a good six inches. :D

[heather_mist]

you may be able to shift it for'ard a good six inches

*snorts*

Jack is always willing to give a friend six inches of his ...

Actually, out of context that may also make it in to The Right Words...!

[esteven]

I will post it at your wip. :D